I Don't Believe In Guilty Pleasures. If

I Would Be The Worst President In The History Of The United States. Unless You Want The Apocalypse To Happen Really Soon Then Yes, I'll Run For President.

All My Aunts In The Phillipines, They Look At Me And Say 'darreeeeeen! You So Thin! Eat!'

Please Don't Kill Me, I'm Nice.

I'm Ambitious In The Sense That I Raise The Bar High For Myself.

Chris Colfer... He's Like A... Playful Wood-nymph.