I Don't Believe In E-mail. I Rarely

As People Get Older And Fall Out Of The Spotlight, People's Memory Of Them Changes.

This Planet Has Rejuvenated Itself Over And Over Again. Its Species Are Just Witnesses. [earth] Is Going To Reclaim Itself Once It Tires Of Us. And All That Will Be Left Are The Bones.

Most Of All, I Loved Seeing Princess Leia Strangling You At The End Of Return Of The Jedi.

The Communication Has Evolved To Such A Degree That Kids Under 25 Can Connect To Each Other So Quickly And So Immediately That They Really Don't Have The Patience Or Understanding For Inherited Rhetoric.

Jeff Ross Has A New Show On Comedy Central Where He Roasts The News. It'll Be Perfect For People Who Find Jon Stewart Too Handsome And Funny.