I Do Use My Music To Entertain

Punk Is Like Looking At A Mirror. I Already Have A Mirror So I Don't Need The Offspring To Remind Me How Gorgeous I Am.

I Applaud The Effort It Takes To Put A Record Together.

What Do You Have To Do To Get People To Take An Interest? I'm Not Going To Go Out And Cause A Silly Sex Scandal Just To Sell A Record!

Occasionally, A Re-enactment Is A Fine Thing. I Love Civil War Re-enactments.

Being Born Into The Royal Family Is Like Being Born Into A Mental Asylum. Marrying Into It Is Not Something To Be Taken Lightly.