I'm No One's Lap Dog, You Can't

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

The Country You're Born In Is Where Your Passport Comes From. No, Not According To Donald Trump! No, Not At All. I Resent That Kind Of Extremism Of Any Kind. Left Wing, Right Wing. Anyway At All. Anything That Judges Other People So Harshly And Across The Board Stupidity-wise. I Got No Time For That.

I've Created Several Musical Trends, Really. That's Not Because I'm So Far Out And Fabulous. It's Because Most Bands Have No Ideas Of Their Own. They're So Desperate They'll Grab At Any Old Straw.

Being Born Into The Royal Family Is Like Being Born Into A Mental Asylum. Marrying Into It Is Not Something To Be Taken Lightly.

My Reputation Is A Media Creation.