I'm No One's Lap Dog, You Can't

The Idea Of Hearing, 'great Gig, Man,' One More Time Just Turns My Stomach Over.

The Only Good Political Movement I've Seen Lately Was Occupy Wall Street. They Had No Leaders, Which Was Genius. But Unfortunately It Always Ends Up With Some Hippy Playing A Flute.

The Real Color Of My Hair Is Mouse. I Always Want To Be Ginger, Which I Was When I Was Born, Or Blond, Because I Live In L.a., And I Want To Look Like I Go Surfing Without Any Physical Effort.

Let's Face It, I Ain't Ever Gonna Be The Best Singer In The World, Or The Best Anything.

I Don't Believe In Pets. I Like Animals To Be Wild And Free. But I Can Sit And Watch An Ant Run Up And Down The Floor For Hours. I Use A Magnifying Glass To Look At The Beautiful Shape Of The Thing.