I Do Not Understand The Capricious Lewdness

I Love You Not For The Person You Are, But For Your Possibilities.

My Veins Are Filled, Once A Week With A Neapolitan Carpet Cleaner Distilled From The Adriatic And I Am As Bald As An Egg. However I Still Get Around And Am Mean To Cats.

Never Eat A Heavily Sugared Doughnut Before You Go On Tv.

Wisdom We Know Is The Knowledge Of Good And Evil - Not The Strength To Choose Between The Two.

The Deep Joy We Take In The Company Of People With Whom We Have Just Recently Fallen In Love Is Undisguisable.