I Do Not Take Drugs. I Am

Instead Of Stubbornly Attempting To Use Surrealism For Purposes Of Subversion, It Is Necessary To Try To Make Of Surrealism Something As Solid, Complete And Classic As The Works Of Museums.

The Thermometer Of Success Is Merely The Jealousy Of The Malcontents.

Don't Bother About Being Modern. Unfortunately It Is The One Thing That, Whatever You Do, You Cannot Avoid.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

Every Morning When I Awake, The Greatest Of Joys Is Mine: That Of Being Salvador Dali.