I Do Not Improvise In Heels.

It's Nice To Be Short, Because People Expect Less From You.

Don't Treat Your Heart Like An Action Figure Wrapped In Plastic And Never Used.

There's Something So Romantic About Being Broke In New York. You Gotta Do It. You Have To Live There Once Without Any Money, And Then You Have To Live There When You Have Money. Let Me Tell You, Of The Two, The Latter Is Far Better.

Your Ability To Navigate And Tolerate Change And Its Painful Uncomfortablene Ss Directly Correlates To Your Happiness And General Well-being. See What I Just Did There? I Saved You Thousands Of Dollars On Self-help Books. If You Can Surf Your Life Rather Than Plant Your Feet, You Will Be Happier.

In Conclusion, I Invite The Media To All Grow A Pair. And If You Can't, I Will Lend You Mine.