I Do Not Believe That Ghosts Or

The Greatest Escape I Ever Made Was When I Left Appleton, Wisconsin.

The Great Trouble With Magicians Is The Fact That They Believe When They Have Bought A Certain Trick Or Piece Of Apparatus, And Know The Method Of Procedure, That They Are Full-fledged Mystifiers.

My Professional Life Has Been A Constant Record Of Disillusion.

I Must Fling Myself Down And Writhe; I Must Strive With Every Piece Of Force I Possess; I Bruise And Batter Myself Against The Floor, The Walls; I Strain And Sob And Exhaust Myself, And Begin Again, And Exhaust Myself Again; But Do I Feel Pain? Never. How Can I Feel Pain? There Is No Place For It.

Some Say I Do It This Way, Others Say I Do It That Way, But I Say I Do It The Other Way.