I Do My Laundry On A Weekly

I Feel Like My Music Stands For The Ultimate Statement Of Irreverence.

Everything I Write Is Based On Something I've Personally Experienced, Or Things That My Friends Have Experienced That I Just Find Horribly Entertaining.

It Can Bum You Out When Your Intentions Aren't, Like, Translated Properly.

I Pretty Much Just Talk To And About Men The Way Men Talk To And About Women.

There Is No Correlation Between Happiness And Amounts Of Money.