I Do Miss Saturday Night Live, That's

I Came Out Wanting To Be An Actor. From My First View Of The World, That's What I Wanted To Be. I'm Made Of 99 Percent Ham And 1 Percent Water. I Was Just Cooked That Way!

I Grew Up In Toronto And As Long As I Can Remember, As Long As There Was Cable, Even Those Old Cable Boxes That Were Wired To The Tv, There Have Been Bollywood Movies On Toronto Tv.

With Fame There Is A Crosswire Between Intensity And Intimacy. You Have Decoy Intimacy, But You Are Also Very Much Alone.

My Father Was Always A Straight-up Funny Guy. He Was Silly. He Was My Inspiration.

Justin Timberlake Is The Single Most Talented Human Being I've Ever Met In My Life, And It Sickens Me. He Is, Like, 12 Years Old Or Something! He Has 0 Percent Body Fat, He Is Musically Gifted, He Has A Great Ear For Accents, And He Is Hilarious.