I Do Maintain That If Your Hair

Whenever I’d Over­hear How People Found Me To Be ‘a Bit Much’ (which Is The Gentle Way Of Say­ing The Word ‘unbear­able’), I Under­stood Why. To Myself I Would Say: Well, Yes Of Course I’m A Bit Much — If I Weren’t, I Would Not Be Lit Up By So Many Lights.

I Still Prefer Horses To Human Beings.

It Could Be Construed That The Reason I Wouldn't Wish To Live In England Is The Immigration Explosion. And That's Not True At All.

I Normally Live In Los Angeles, If You Can Call It Normal Living.

I Wish That Prince Charles Had Been Shot. I Think It Would Have Made The World A More Interesting Place.