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Poor Little Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan... If Those Little Girls Slept With As Many Men As They Say In The Tabloids, Why Their Little Butts Would Have More Fingerprints Than The Fbi! I Kinda Feel Sorry For Them. We Should Give Those Two A Break.

I Have Been Asked To Pose For Penthouse On My Hundredth Birthday. Everybody Is Going To Be Sorry.

A Positive Attitude And A Sense Of Humor Go Together Like Biscuits And Gravy.

The Worst Thing About Poverty Is Not The Actual Living Of It, But The Shame Of It.

Some People Say That Less Is More. But I Think More Is More.