I Didn't Know Any Gay People In

My Nails Are My Rhythm Section When I'm Writing A Song All Alone. Some Day, I May Cut An Album, Just Me And My Nails.

I Love The Energy Of Children. It Makes Me Feel Young. I'm Just Drawn To Them. They're Like Magic To Me. And They're Drawn To Me, The Childlike Part Of Me That Never Did Grow Up.

When I Talk To A Man, I Can Always Tell What He's Thinking By Where He Is Looking. If He Is Looking At My Eyes, He Is Looking For Intelligence. If He Is Looking At My Mouth, He Is Looking For Wisdom. But If He Is Looking Anywhere Else Except My Chest He's Looking For Another Man.

I Am Not Gay, But If I Were, I Would Be The First One Running Out Of The Closet.

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Be A Drag Queen For Sure. I Like All That Flair And I'd Be Dressing Up In Them High Heels And Putting On The Big Hair. I'd Be Like Ru Paul.