I Didn't Have To Wait Six Years

I Support Selfies! I Think The War On Selfies Is Really Unjust!

I Always Thought That If You Had Any Real Proximity To Famous People, That Your Obsession With Famous People, Would Wane Is Some Way. Like, I Wouldn't Want To Deep Google Matthew Mcconaughey's Early Relationships For Hours Before I Go To Bed. And It's Just Gotten Worse.

I Always Say That I Can Play Sort Of Six Variations On One Girl, All Of Whom Are A Variation On Me. Maybe I'll Think Of Myself As An Actor If, Like, I Do A Corset Drama.

When I Write I'm Never Really Thinking About Themes Or The Universal.

I Have To Take My Shoes Off, You Guys.