I Didn't Have A Childhood.

I Began In An Era Where Four-letter Words Were Not Allowed.

Hip Nip Just Sounds Groovy. A Drummer Laid It On Me.

I'm In Semi-retirement, But What Am I Going To Retire To? I Don't Ride Horses, I Don't Golf Anymore. I Shoot A Game Of Pool Every Now And Then.

I Never Was Able To Do Karate. That's Calling Me A Good Actor. I Act Like I Can Do Anything.

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.