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People Have Been Able To See That As Cheeky And As Flirty As I Am, I Am Not The Dreadful Slapper That The Press Used To Portray Me As. But It Will Probably All Turn Around And People Will Hate Me Again In A Couple Of Years.

I Didn't Go Nightclubbing Much As A Teenager In Bournemouth Because My Friends And I Didn't Have The Money - But We Spent A Lot Of Time On The Beach, Having Barbecues, And Running Into The Sea In The Middle Of The Night.

If I Had A Dream Show, I Probably Shouldn't Even Mention It In This Climate, But It Would Be Like A Kind Of Fix It Show.

When I Go To One Of Those Singles Dating Parties I Believe Myself To Be A Bowl Of Fruit. When I Talk To Potential Dates, I Judge Them By The Smile In Their Lips, Their Smoothness Of Speech, And The Whiteness Of Teeth; Then I Offer Them The Appropriate Fruit, Which Is Usually A Lemon.

My Husband Says My Toes Are Like Wall's Cocktail Sausages. He Feels Peckish Whenever He Sees Them.