I Did Stand-up. I Loved George Carlin

The Trend Now Is To Shoot In Canada Because It's Cheaper, And They Don't Care What The Location Is.

I Was Going To Buy A Van And Move To La So I Could Secretly Pursue Acting Without Any Of My Friends Knowing.

What Was Frustrating About Armageddon Was The Time I Spent Not Doing Anything. It Was A Big Special Effects Film, And I Wasn't Crazy About Pretending I Was In Outer Space. It Feels Ridiculous.

I Can't Relate To 99% Of Humanity.

I Don't Think About The Characters I Choose To Play, Analytically Or Consciously.