I Did Not Want My Tombstone To

You Bet Being Funny Helps Accomplish Things. I've Always Maintained That People Don't Realize How Many Brain Cells It Takes To Be Funny. And Politics Ought To Be Fun -- After Baseball It's Our Next Favorite National Pastime.

We Have Forgotten To Be Our Brothers And Sisters Keepers. And We Have Forgotten That The Number 1 Goal Is To Love One Another.

We're Living In A Whole New Social And Economic Order With A Whole New Set Of Problems And Challenges. Old Assumptions And Old Programs Don't Work In This New Society And The More We Try To Stretch Them To Make Them Fit, The More We Will Be Seen As Running Away From What Is Reality.

I've Always Said That In Politics, Your Enemies Can't Hurt You, But Your Friends Will Kill You.

Cherish Your Friends And Family As If Your Life Depended On It. Because It Does.