I Did, I'd Say, At Least About

I Let People Down Easy With Inspiration.

Ninety-nine Percent Of People Now Call Me The Hoff - And It's Out Of Respect.

I Did, I'd Say, At Least About 80 Percent Of The Rest Of The Driving, And I Had The Time Of My Life.

I Have A Guinness Book Of World Records Entry As The Most-watched Person On Television; Now I Have A New Entry As The Only Man Who Has A Crab Named After Him.

I Think People Know That I've Got A Good Heart.