I Did End Up Doing Substitute Teaching,

I Loved Australia. I Was Very Successful There

I Once Sat Next To Jim From Wild Kingdom On A Flight From Atlanta. I Find Mentioning That Opens A Lot Of Doors.

People In New York Love Having Roof Parties.

Comedy Clubs Are A Bit More Expensive. That's The Problem With Some Of These Places. But The Flipside Of That Is, If You Do Too Many Shows For Free Or $5, Then People Don't Understand Why You Can't Fly To Milwaukee And Do A Show For A $3 Cover. That Won't Even Pay For My Flight.

I Was Probably Just Trying To Be Dennis Miller, But Without The Vocabulary To Actually Be Dennis Miller. I Guess I Was Just Less Interesting Than I Am Now, If I Am Interesting At All