I Did Do My Own Stunts.

I Could Not Chop Down A Tree If My Life Depended On It.

I Remember Once In High School The Umpire Called Me Out At Third Base When I Was Sure I Was Safe. I Got So Mad I Took Out My Glass Eye, Handed It To Him And Said, 'try This.' I Got Such A Laugh You Wouldn't Believe.

Usually, I Get Hired Because I`m Tall.

I Did Do My Own Stunts.

I'm Just Looking To Get Through The Day.