I Could Not Chop Down A Tree

I Remember Once In High School The Umpire Called Me Out At Third Base When I Was Sure I Was Safe. I Got So Mad I Took Out My Glass Eye, Handed It To Him And Said, 'try This.' I Got Such A Laugh You Wouldn't Believe.

I Did Do My Own Stunts.

I Could Not Chop Down A Tree If My Life Depended On It.

If Your Mind Is At Work, We're In Danger Of Reproducing Another Cliche. If We Can Keep Our Minds Out Of It And Our Thoughts Out Of It, Maybe We'll Come Up With Something Original.

I Never Understood A Word John Cassavetes Said. And I Think He Did That Deliberately.