I Despise In Others My Own Characteristics.

I Think I Failed Miserably On Newsradio. I Was Very Nervous Because Of The Caliber Of The Cast - Especially Dave Foley - So I Think I Did A Terrible Job.

I Got Mugged. And They Got My Knapsack With My Comedy Notebook In It. So If Anybody See Two Cholos Bombing At The Funny Bone Chain, That Would Be Them. Just Give Me A Jingle.

I'm Not Religious Anymore, But I Think It's Like Papal Infallibility, Which Is A Ridiculous Man-made Tenet, Like What I Believe Most Religious Tenets To Be, Are Man-made After The Fact.

You Know, I Have No Web Presence, And I Don't Know That There's Many People Who Really Do Know Me That Much Anymore.

Anthony Weiner Deserves To Be Supported And Hopefully He Will Be Mayor Of New York One Day. I'm Serious. He Is A Democrat [who] Actually Fights For The Things Liberals And Progressive And Rational People Care About. I Don't Know Why He's Being Thrown Under The Bus. He Hasn't Done Any - He Hasn't Broke Any Laws.