I Deliver My Truth Hot And Hard.

Equations Are The Devil's Sentences.

They Say The Only People Who Tell The Truth Are Drunkards And Children. Guess Which One I Am.

I'm Not A Truthiness Fanatic, I'm Truthiness's Father.

Cameras Are Dangerous. With No Waiting Period Or Background Check, Any Whack-job Could Just Stroll Into A Wal-mart And Walk Out With A Semi-automatic. Now, For Years I've Been Pressing For Stricter Regulations On Cameras, Especially Around Our Elected Officials. Too Many Political Lives Have Been Cut Short By Some Crazed Shooter.

I Didn't Realize Quite How Liberal I Was Until I Was Asked To Make Passionate Comedic Choices As Opposed To Necessarily Successful Comedic Choices.