I Deliver My Truth Hot And Hard.

Am I Proud Of Being Straight? No. You Know Why? Because If I Start Acting Proud, That's Going To Make Me Seem Kind Of Gay.

We [comics] Create Our Own Reality On The Show. I'm In A Cocoon Of The Character's Creation. Even Within That Reality, He's In A Cocoon. While I'm An Improviser And Enjoy Discovery, The Show Follows A Script. I Have A Pretty Good Idea What's Going To Happen. It's A Very ­crafted, Controlled Environment.

The Skinnification Of America's Jeanscape Has Gone Too Far.

We Have No Desire To Make Anybody Look Like A Blithering Idiot, But We Do Love It When They Do.

I Can't Prove It, But I Can Say It.