I Defy Anybody To Not Look Cool

I Mean, Yeah, I'm Sure That Python And The Other Things Have Paved The Way For A Greater Understanding Of The British Sense Of Humor, But I Don't Think It's All That Different Than The American Sense Of Humor.

I Defy Anybody To Not Look Cool With The Guns. My Granny Could Look Cool Doing That!

A Biological Agent, I’ll Buy. Some Sort Of Super-virus? Sure, Why Not. But Death? Death Is A Disability, Not A Superpower. It’s Hard To Run With A Cold, Let Alone The Most Debilitating Malady Of Them All.

My Worst Job Was Packing Animal Feed In A Warehouse In Gloucestershire When I Was A Student. It Was A Very Strange Environment. It Was Hung Heavy With Oat Dust, The Place Was Infested With Mice, And Everyone Who Worked There Was Over 60, And I Was 18. It Was Crazy. Apologies To Anyone Who Works In Animal-feed Packing Industry And Loves It.

I Love My Job Very Much, And I Don't Think I Would Change It. In Fact, I Know I Wouldn't, Because I Can't Do Anything Else.