I Defy Anybody To Not Look Cool

I Was Always Luke Because I Had Blond Hair, And My Mate Stu Was Han. Han Was The Cool One. The Jedi Were Never The Cool Ones.

There Seems To Be This Tendency Toward Denigrating Romantic Comedies As Of Late Because It Becomes Something Sort Of Cheesy Or Whatever. Whereas This Embraced What It Was. As A Fan Of When Harry Met Sally Or Annie Hall, As A Demonstration Of What Romantic Comedy Could Be And Should Be, I Immediately Phoned Nira Back And Said, "yeah, I'd Like To Do This. It'll Be Fun."

We Don't Watch The Film Anymore Because We've Seen It So Many Times, So We'll Introduce It, Walk Out And We'll Come Back In Right About When I Wake Up In The Morning And Walk Over To The Shop And Everything's Changed.

Often You Read Something About Yourself, And Either You've Been Ironic, And That Doesn't Work In Print, Or It Paraphrases Something That You Said, And Has A Different Meaning.

The Trouble With Addiction Is That You Can Park The Car But You Can Never Switch Off The Engine Or Stop Yourself From Hearing The Revs.