I’d Rather Look Chubby On Screen And

I Just Think It Should Be Illegal To Call Someone Fat On Tv... Because Why Is Humiliating People Funny?

I Really Act For Myself. I Really Love It. I Don't Think There's A Way That You Could Handle These Schedules, All Of The Actual Work That Goes Into It, If You Don't Really, Really Love It.

Where Are The Robert Redfords And Paul Newmans Of My Age Group? I Love James Franco, But Where's The Next James Franco? Where Are The Hunks Who Can Act?

In Real Life, Bad Things Happen And They're Not Funny, And Then Bad Things Happen And They Can Be Funny. When You're Unhappy You Don't Go An Entire Time Without Laughing. You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.

I Love Photoshop More Than Anything In The World!