I Count It As A Certainty That

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Take A Nap.

When The Day Comes, I Remember How Much I Loathe Flying. I Seethe At The Humiliation Of Airport Security Checks.

Being Lazy Does Not Mean That You Do Not Create. In Fact, Lying Around Doing Nothing Is An Important, Nay Crucial, Part Of The Creative Process. It Is Meaningless Bustle That Actually Gets In The Way Of Productivity. All We Are Really Saying Is, Give Peace A Chance.

Truly, The Bench Is A Boon To Idlers. Whoever First Came Up With The Idea Is A Genius: Free Public Resting Places Where You Can Take Time Out From The Bustle And Brouhaha Of The City, And Simply Sit And Watch And Reflect.

Am I The Only Person In The World Who Is Shocked And Amazed At The Ongoing Flattery Of Uebergeek Mark Zuckerberg?