I Couldn't Pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, So I

To Keep It Simple You Run Your Gym Like You Run Your House. Keep It Clean And In Good Running Order. No Jerks Allowed, Members Pay On Time And If They Give You Any Crap, Throw Them Out. There's Peace Where There's Order.

I Nicknamed Everyone In The Gym. It Was Easier Than Remembering Their Names.

That's The Object Of Going To A Gym, Having Fun.

I Couldn't Pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, So I Called Him Balloon Belly.

They Came From All Over The World To Work Out At Gold's Gym.