I Came To Hollywood And Nobody Knew

I Came To Hollywood And Nobody Knew Me. I Was On A Coupla Tv Shows.

Ill Smoke Anything Anybody Gives Me, Im Not Particular.

The Only Mountain That I Would Still Like To Climb: I'd Like To Break 85.

I Remember Once In High School The Umpire Called Me Out At Third Base When I Was Sure I Was Safe. I Got So Mad I Took Out My Glass Eye, Handed It To Him And Said, 'try This.' I Got Such A Laugh You Wouldn't Believe.

Usually, I Get Hired Because I`m Tall.