... I Could Have Said Something Profound,

I Know It's Very Egocentric To Believe That Someone Is Put On Earth For A Reason. In My Case, I Like To Think I Was.

While My Friends Were Discussing Pearl Harbor As The Country's Problem, I Took It Personally. It Dawned On Me That The Japanese Attack Could Be My Ticket Out Of High School.

The Best Way To Clean Up A Son's Room Is To Close The Door And Pretend It's Not Part Of The House.

I Became A Hero To Everyone Because I Didn't Take Dialysis And Was Still Alive.

I Can Now Say Without Hesitation The Marine Corps Was The Best Foster Home I Ever Had.