I Come From The Slums; I Come

If You Put Someone On Screen Long Enough, They Become The Hero.

I Don't Want To Be An English Actor Doing The Greatest American Accent You've Ever Heard. I Want To Be An American Doing Nothing.

If You're A Leading Actor You Don't Work With Another Actor. You Work With A Lady.

If You Held A Pistol At My Head, I Couldn't Tell You Who They're Going To Vote For Best Actor.

I Heard My First Laughter On Stage, When I Was About 10 Years Old. It Was Gold Pantomime And I Remember I Was Playing Baron Fitznoodle, Who Was The Father Of The Ugly Sisters In "cinderella." And I Walked On And Got A Great Big Laugh And I Thought That Was Fantastic, Until I Looked Down And Found That My Flies Were Open. And So I Always Check My Flies. I Even Check My Flies On Radio.