I Collect Ex-boyfriends -- And More Than

Death Doesn't Care About Personalities - He's More Interested In Meeting Quotas.

How Many People Want To Read About Three Disreputable Pigs And A Dopey Wolf With A Disposition Towards House Demolition?

Pretend To Be Mad And Talk A Lot. Then — And This Is The Important Bit — Do Nothing At All Until You Absolutely Have To And Then Make Sure Everyone Dies.

Sometimes I Don't Know Whether I'm Thening Or Nowing.

Acceptable Rules Of Conduct Were Suspended When It Came To The Spoon Shortage. The Deficit Had Gotten So Bad That Prices Were All But Unaffordable, And Dynastic Spoon Succession Had Become A Matter Of Considerable Interest. Spoons Were Even Postcode Engraved And Carried On One's Person To Eliminate Theft, And Good Table Manners, One Of The Eight Pillars Upon Which The Collective Was Built, Had Been Relaxed To Allow Tea To Be Stirred - Shockingly - With The Handle Of A Fork.