I Work Very Much On The Principle

Don't Move," Said Sprockett."mimes Don't Generally Attack Unless They Are Threatened.

Writing Is Not Something You Can Do Or You Can't. It's Not Even Something That 'other People Do' Or 'for Smart People Only' Or Even 'for People Who Finished School And Went To University'. Nonsense. Anyone Can Do It. But No-one Can Do It Straight Off The Bat. Like Plastering, Brain Surgery Or Assembling Truck Engines, You Have To Do A Bit Of Training - Get Your Hands Dirty - And Make Some Mistakes.

For A Taste That's A Bit More Distinct, Eat A Bird Before It's Extinct.

Lesson One In Time Travel, Thursday. First Of All, We Are All Time Travellers. The Vast Majority Of Us Manage Only One Day Per Day.

He Set Fire To Some Potatoes, Then Cooked Some Undelivered Post In The Embers." - Dad "did He Now? What A Strange Fellow. I Would Have Done It The Other Way Around." - Stafford