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I Chewed Up A Lot Of Florida Highway When I Was Starting Out. Used To Come To Tampa Two Or Three Times A Year For About 10 Years Straight.
-Billy Gardell
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I Chewed Up A Lot Of Florida
Billy Gardell
I Chewed Up A Lot Of Florida Highway When I Was Starting Out. Used To Come To Tampa Two Or Three Times A Year For About 10 Years Straight.
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