I Can't Tell You 100 Percent What

I Really Thought I Wanted To Be A Musical-comedy Star, But I Lived In Phoenix And Didn't Want To Go All The Way To New York And Be That Far Away From Home. So I Thought Maybe I'd Be A Rock 'n' Roll Singer Or An Opera Singer.

Unfortunately, Most College Kids These Days Aren't Coming From Any Place-they Seem To Ask The Same Kind Of Questions Over And Over Again.

I Don't Think Somebody Can Just, Like, Wave A Magic Wand And Make You A Star.

My Father Was A Proctologist And My Mother Was An Abstract Artist, So That's How I View The World.

When I Was Really Little, I Was Skinny And People Laughed At Me For Being Skinny, So, We All Pay Our Dues For The Bodies We're In One Way Or Another. But Thank God I Haven't Needed To Alter It To Feel Good About Myself.