I Can't Smell Moth Balls, I Find

You Know That Look That Women Get When They Want To Have Sex? Me Neither.

The Conscious Mind Is The Editor, And The Subconscious Mind Is The Writer.

I Was Very Interested In Vaudeville. It Was The Only Sort Of Discipline That Was A Five-minute Act On Stage, Which Is What I Really Enjoyed And Saw Myself Doing. And I Bought Books On It.

Hosting The Oscars Is Much Like Making Love To A Woman. It's Something I Only Get To Do When Billy Crystal Is Out Of Town.

It's Pain That Changes Our Lives.