You Know That Look That Women Get

I've Put An Umbrella In My Mouth And Opened It. I Sat In A Lemon-meringue Pie. I've Done Terrible Things To My Dog With A Fork.

I Could Never Be A Woman, 'cause I'd Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day.

...a Young Man, Jamaican, Perhaps, His Head Circled In A Scarf With Sunbleached Dreadlocks On Piled On Top, Looking Like A Plate Of Soft-shell Crabs.

I Believe The United States Should Allow All Foreigners In This Country, Provided They Can Speak Our Native Language... Apache.

When Someone Less Capable Is Ahead Of Me, I Am Not Pleased. It Makes Me Insane.