God Works In Mysterious Ways But At

I’m The Frosting On America’s Cake, And Tonight I’m Willing To Let You Lick The Bowl.

A Press That Has Validity Is A Press That Has Authority. And As Soon As There's Any Authority To What The Press Says, You Question The Authority Of The Government - It's Like The Existence Of Another Authority.

Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

Foreign Newspapers: If They've Got Nothing To Hide, How Come They Don't Print Them In English?

This Is America. I Don't Want A Tomato Picked By A Mexican. I Want It Picked By An American, Then Sliced By A Guatemalan And Served By A Venezuelan In A Spa Where A Chilean Gives Me A Brazilian.