I Can't, Myself, Determine What Offends Another

I'm So Glad I'm Not A Dentist. How Many Times Does Someone Say, 'oh, Doc, It Felt So Good When You Were Drilling My Teeth'? Never. But When You Give Someone A Wonderful Cookie, You Put A Little Of Yourself In, And You See Someone's Face Light Up - That's Immediate Approval.

Chicken Breast Is The Driest, [most] Tasteless Part Of The Chicken As Far As I'm Concerned.

I Am Proud To Be A Southerner. I Think Southern Hospitality Is Very... I Don't Think It's Just A Term. I Think It Really Exists. You Can Come To Savannah, And The People Are So Sweet And So Nice.

You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Just Lettuce. You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Fried Chicken.

I'm More Spiritual Than I Am Religious. I Don't Go To Church; I Go To The Beach.