I Can't, Myself, Determine What Offends Another

If There's Anyone Out There That Has Never Said Something That They Wish They Could Take Back -- If You're Out There, Please Pick Up That Stone And Throw It So Hard At My Head That It Kills Me. Please. I Want To Meet You...i Is What I Is, And I'm Not Changing.

People See Me On Tv Two And Three Times A Day, And See Me Cooking All These Wonderfully Southern, Fattening Dishes. That's Only 30 Days Out Of 365. And It's For Entertainment.

A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Both Hands.

Southerners Have Never Been Afraid Of Seasoning. It's Kind Of The Other Way Around; Our Seasoning Is Afraid Of Us.

Don't Ever Give Up. You Can't Let Discouragement Get You Down. You Can Always Find Negative People That Will Try To Discourage You From Your Goals. You Can't Be Discouraged, And You Can't Let The Word "no" Stop You.