I Can't Grow A Mustache. It's Pretty

If Google Decided At Any Point To Publish My Search History, Or Your Search History, Or Anyone's Search History, There's A Litany Of Things They Could Idea Police You About, And If It Was Published, You Would Be Publicly Shamed. Everyone Would Be Publicly Shamed. But We Trust Google, And We Trust The People That Run That Company.

I Think The Reward For Doing Comedy Is Doing The Comedy Itself. You Get To Go To Work Everyday And Laugh And Make Other People Laugh And To Me There's No Greater Reward Than That.

I Didn't Really Go The Starving-artist Route. I Kind Of Went And Did Massive, Commercial Things.

Always Roll Up The Sleeves On Your Shirt. It Gives The Impression That You're Working, Even If You're Not.

I Really Think That Technology Has The Greatest Potential To Accelerate Happiness Of Most Things In The World