I Can't Enjoy Anything Unless Everybody Is.

Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad Television.

I'm Very Proud Of My Gold Pocket Watch. My Grandfather, On His Deathbed, Sold Me This Watch.

You're So Good Looking I Can Barely Keep My Eyes On The Meter.

For God Sakes, This Is A Woman I Was Married To For 10 Years. We Made Love. I'd Hold Her Head Over The Toilet Bowl When She Threw Up.

There's No Correlation Between What The Public Likes And What I'm After. I'm In A Different World.