I Can't Eat Spaghetti. There's Too Many

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.

At My Hotel Room, My Friend Came Over And Asked To Use The Phone. I Said Certainly. He Said Do I Need To Dial 9 I Say Yeah. Especially If It's In The Number. You Can Try Four And Five Back To Back Real Quick.

Here's A Thought For Sweat Shop Owners: Air Conditioning. Problem Solved.

I Spilled Some Vodka On The Carpet, And I Vacuumed It Up, And The Vacuum Got Drunk. I Had To Take The Hoover To Detox.

If You Find Yourself Lost In The Woods, Build A House. "well, I Was Lost, But Now I Live Here!"