I Can't Cook To Save My Life

People Who Care About Celebrity Babies Are Creepy. What Will Her Baby Look Like?! A Baby. Youve Seen A Baby Right? Itll Look Like That.

I Fall In Love With Characters When They're Out Of Their Element Or Are Uncomfortable And You Really Feel For Them In A Knee-jerk Sympathetic Way.

I Shouldn't Leave The House Or Interact With People Ever.

I Guess As Long As People Think Of Me For Different Ages, I'll Trust Their Opinion. I Remember Noticing One Year That Michelle Monaghan Played 34 And 19, So I've Kind Of Clung To That As My Justification That I Can Be Jake Gyllenhaal's Wife And A Freshman In College In The Same Year.

If A Guy Was Like, 'let Me Serenade You,' And It Was Bad, And I Had To Lie About It - Can't Have It.