I Can't Cook To Save My Life

If You Tell A Guy You Don't Like Being Tickled And He Tickles You Anyway, That's A Red Flag.

People Like To Make Fun Of The Fans Who Camp Out But People Have Renaissance Fairs; People Do Civil War Re-enactments; People Do What They Like. I'm Tired Of Hearing People Rage On The Fans. If You Don't Like Twilight, Don't Buy A Ticket.

There Have Definitely Been More Than A Few Moments In My Life Where I'm Wondering Where The Next Paycheck Will Come From And How I'm Gonna Pay Rent.

I Stole Comic Books From My Brother When I Was A Kid, But I Was Never Like An Avid Fan. I Can't Claim To Be Like A Comic Book Geek.

I'm So Humble It's Crazy. I'm Like The Kanye West Of Humility.