I Feel Like If It's Not Scaring

Sometimes The Best Part Of My Day Is Imagining What I'm Gonna Eat When I Get Off Work.

There Are Times When I Still Feel Like An Actual Toddler In A Grown-up - Well, Semi-grown-up - Body. But Other Times I Can't Wait To Actually Be 30, Just So I Can Say Things Like, "i'm 30. I Don't Have Time For That. F - K Off!"

You Can Relax More When You're Playing A Silly Character Than When You're Playing A Really Rigid Character. But To Be Fair, I Think George Clooney Is A Bigger Teenager Than Any Of The 'twilight' Cast. He's The Guy Throwing A Football At Your Head And Then Hiding Around The Corner, Pretending It Wasn't Him!

Can We Drop The Pretense Of Presidents Day And Just Call It I Needed A Long Weekend Because Valentines Day Is Garbage

I Stole Comic Books From My Brother When I Was A Kid, But I Was Never Like An Avid Fan. I Can't Claim To Be Like A Comic Book Geek.