I Feel Like If It's Not Scaring

Nobody Pulls A Prank Like George Clooney.

I Think A Gentleman Is Someone Who Holds The Comfort Of Other People Above Their Own. The Instinct To Do That Is Inside Every Good Man, I Believe. The Rules About Opening Doors And Buying Dinner And All Of That Other 'gentleman' Stuff Is A Chess Game, Especially These Days.

I'm So Humble It's Crazy. I'm Like The Kanye West Of Humility.

I Had A Confusing Relationship With My Barbies, But I Love Trolls. I Tortured My Barbies.

It's A Lot Easier To Act When The Writing Is Good. Nothing Is More Frustrating Than Trying To Figure Out 'well, Why Did I Say This Next?'