I Can't Believe That Person On The

To Get Your Playing More Forceful, Hit The Drums Harder.

I Can't Believe That Person On The Television Is Really Me.

I Told People I Was A Drummer Before I Even Had A Set, I Was A Mental Drummer.

I've Always Enjoyed Myself. Unhappy Periods For Me Last About Twenty Minutes.

They're Always Saying I'm A Capitalistic Pig. I Suppose I Am. But... It's Good For My Drumming.