I Told People I Was A Drummer

To Get Your Playing More Forceful, Hit The Drums Harder.

I Was A Rust Repairer. I Was A Rust Repairer And Full-time Survivor. I Survived All The Major Earthquakes, And The Titanic, And Several Air Crash.

I'm Still The Best Keith Moon-style Drummer In The World.

I Told People I Was A Drummer Before I Even Had A Set, I Was A Mental Drummer.

I Love To See People Laugh And I Love It More If I Can Make Them Laugh.