I Can't Afford A Whole New Set

On Close Inspection, This Device Turned Out To Be A Funereal Juke Box - The Result Of Mixing Lloyd's Of London With The Principle Of The Chewing Gum Dispenser.

I Have The Worst Ear For Criticism, Even When I Have Created A Stage Set I Like, I Always Hear The Woman In The Back Of The Dress Circle, Who Says She Doesn't Like Blue.

Never In The History Of Fashion Has So Little Material Been Raised So High To Reveal So Much That Needs To Be Covered So Badly.

What Is Elegance? Soap And Water!

Americans Have An Abiding Belief In Their Ability To Control Reality By Purely Material Means... Airline Insurance Replaces The Fear Of Death With The Comforting Prospect Of Cash.