I Can Unload My Opinion On Anybody

Anyone Who Doesn't Have A Great Time In San Francisco Is Pretty Much Dead To Me.

I'd Never Done Anything Useful As Far As My Writing.

They're Professionals At This In Russia, So No Matter How Many Jell-o Shots Or Jager Shooters You Might Have Downed At College Mixers, No Matter How Good A Drinker You Might Think You Are, Don't Forget That The Russians - Any Russian - Can Drink You Under The Table.

I Urge You To Travel - As Far And As Widely As Possible. Sleep On Floors If You Have To.

Is There A Sharper Commentary On American Culture And The World Than The Simpsons?