I Can Understand How Some People Might

I'm Kind Of Claustrophobic... It's Not Even Like Enclosed Spaces. It's Like I Hate Being Stuck In One Band, You Know? Just Being Stuck Is The Biggest Drag, For Fear That, You Know, Just That You Can't Get Out.

And Later, If I Ever Felt That I Was Getting Swept Away By The Craziness Of Being In A Band, Well, I'd Go Back To Virginia.

I Think The Producers Or Whoever's Doing The Show Are Tripping So Hard. They Must Be On Acid. They Live In This, Like, Weird Grass Mound And There's This 'sun' In The Sky With This Little Baby's Face That's Just, Like, Bleaaargh-aarghagh. It's Just So Totally Insane. It's Such An Acid Thing, Man. For Kids!

A Lot Of The Records You Buy, There's Nothing You Can Hold In Your Hand, It's All 1′s And 0′s, This Digital Cloud Floating In The Ether, But With Analog Albums, You Can Hold It In Your Hand.

Whenever I Say I Made A Record In The Garage, People Just Assume That I Have, Like, A Lear Jet Parked In There Or Something. But Really There's Old Luggage, A Couple Of Bikes. It's Big Enough To Put One Minivan In. That's It. No Dartboard. I'm So Not Macho.