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We Show A Lot Of Film [with Regis Philbin] From My Career Which Is Most Enjoyable. I Enjoy Watching It.

In The 45 Years I've Worked In Casinos, I Dreamed Of Being Honored By An Organization Like The American Gaming Association, Especially Since I Don't Even Have A Hunting License.

When You Do See Me, You'll Get The Idea From When You See Me That It's All Off The Top Of My Head. A Lot Of It Is A Beginning, Middle And The End. But It's Different Every Night. I Have A Lot Of Jokes In My Back Pocket I've Said Over The Years.

Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have Dummy Phones.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.