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I Never Could Tell A Joke. I Just Started Talking To The Audience, And When The Drunks Would Yell, "hey, When Do The Broads Come On?" I Got Good At Saying, "relax. Clear Your Skin Up First." They Called Me "the Insult Guy," But It's Never Mean-spirited. I'm Just Exaggerating Everything About Us And About Life.

My Father When Walked Into A Room, You Could Tell That Everybody Loved Him. They Really Did. He Was Quite A Man. My Mother Was More Into The Show Biz Atmosphere Than He Was.

My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My Brain Alive.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.