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What I Do Is, I Make Fun Of People And I Make Fun Of Myself And Things Around Us And Exaggerate Things. And I'm Never Mean-spirited. See, The Word Insult Means Some Guy Who's A Real Unkind Human Being. But I Don't Do That, Because Otherwise I Wouldn't Be Headlining All These Years, Thank God, And All These People Showing Up To See Me.

When You Enter A Room, You Have To Kiss His Ring. I Don't Mind, But He Has It In His Back Pocket.

I Would Describe Myself As A Guy That's Very Normal But Has The Tendency To Rib People, But Never In A Mean-spirited Way.

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.