I Can Levitate Birds. No One Cares.

You Use Sex To Express Every Emotion Except Love.

People Say That Death Is A Part Of Life And There Must Be Something To It, But I Just See It As Bad News And I Want Everybody To Stop Sugarcoating It.

Umlaut Snaps Around And We Cut To A Blond Apparition In Her Early Twenties, Clearly Descended From Olympus By Way Of Hugh Hefner's Mansion.

We Laughed Over It, And Hemingway Punched Me In The Mouth.

Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone. Every Once In Awhile He Needs A Salad.